can't say i never saw it coming ♪ ♪ when you hit me like a bomb hit me like a bomb ♪ ♪ da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da ♪ ♪ da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da ♪ ♪ da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da ♪ ♪ da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: third day. nice job, gentlemen. thank you, guys. thanks, guys. i want to thank my guests, marion cotillard and, of course, the olate dogs and

third day. monday night, kristen stewart will be here. but, "jimmy fallon" is coming up next. have a great weekend. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. that's what i'm talking about. great new york city crowd. thank you so much.

welcome. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. it's official. mayor bloomberg has cancelled this year's new york city marathon. just as well. it was going to be extra tough on the runners since bloomberg was going to have to require them to carry three other runners just to get in to the city. [ laughter ] it's almost impossible. [ applause ] maybe two kenyans, maybe. but that's -- hey, after it was announced that unemployment went up last month, today romney said the economy is at a virtual standstill. coincidentally this is also what it looks like when romney tries to dance. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. ♪ i always feel like somebody's watching me got no privacy oh i always feel ♪ ♪ like somebody's i love rockwell.

i love rockwell. i love snackwells. they're the greatest. [ laughter ] speaking of mitt romney, yesterday in virginia romney criticized president obama for making puns about his name like romnesia. he said it's just an obama-nation. [ laughter ] you guys, the election is just four days away. and more than 2.7 million people in florida have already cast their votes. [ cheers ] unfortunately since it's florida most of them just stuffed their ballots into a toaster oven. they had no idea. [ laughter ] "i voted twice." you guys probably hear about this because of all the traffic congestion in new york due to the hurricane. mayor bloomberg has been requiring people commuting over the bridges to carpool into the city. that's right. there must be at least three people in every car. it can be a little awkward riding with people you don't know. so, with some tips to make car pooling more pleasant, here's

mta spokesman pete murphy. pete? >> thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. now, we understand that carpooling can be difficult, especially when you're stuck in traffic with people you don't know for two hours straight. and that's why the city of new york would like to offer the following list of things that you can talk about while you're carpooling with strangers. number one, last night's country music awards. did you watch it? can you believe so and so won best album? number two. have you ever won a contest where you have to guess how many jelly beans were in a jar? [ laughter ] how many was it? well, that's a lot of jelly beans. [ light laughter ] number three. can you believe the size of the sandwiches at carnegie deli? they're too big to eat. it's too much meat. [ light laughter ] number four.

should i grow a mustache? [ laughter ] number five. is there anyone you have a crush on right now? [ light laughter ] you should go for it. number six. did you ever wear cargo pants? if so, what do you put in the pockets? swiss army knives and matches or money and tissues, gum? and finally, number seven. what's your name? [ laughter and applause ] those are just a few ideas. it's simple and fun. it's a great way to keep new york moving. stay safe and be well, everybody. back to you jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, pete. hey, you guys, this sunday is the end of daylight saving time. [ cheers ] so to all my younger viewers, remember to set your clocks back. and to my parents, remember to put a fresh piece of tape over the clock on the vcr.

[ light laughter ] it's been midnight for 30 years. and finally this week the u.s. unveiled a larger more convenient checkpoint at the border with mexico. and the mexicans unveiled a larger more convenient tunnel around it. very, very nice. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. exciting. fun. thank you for watching. i appreciate you tuning in. we love it. what a great audience. thank you so much. [ cheers ] i appreciate it. it's been a crazy week. it's been a crazy week here in new york, and real quick, i'd just like to say the red cross has been great during hurricane sandy. you can help them by texting the word "redcross" to 90999, all right? and that will make an automatic donation of $10. it says, do you want to do it? you go yes. [ cheers and applause ] easy to do if you have cell

phone service. please do that. because they need your help now more than ever. you can also go to redcross.org and find other ways to donate. thank you so much, you guys. good to see everybody come together. [ cheers ] we're going to have fun tonight. we have an unbelievable show. oh, oh, yeah. we love her from "the voice," she has a new album coming out. christina aguilera is here! [ cheers and applause ] she can sing. she's gorgeous. she's got it all. this guy is one of our favorites. he is a hilarious man. colin quinn is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he's not happy about the hurricane. he's not happy about the hurricane at all. well, ladies are going to go nuts for this guy. he's got the new ipad mini, our resident tech expert joshua topolsky is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] ladies love -- >> steve: ladies love jo-top. >> jimmy: and music tonight -- this guy is my favorite. i'm putting my money on this. he's a brand new rapper.

and 17, from brooklyn, new york, still goes to high school. yeah, his mom's making him finish high school. >> steve: i love it. >> jimmy: this guy is the best. if you want to invest in a dude, tonight is the one. he's making his debut, joey bada$$ is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this guy's the best. you're going to love him. playing with the roots. great show. great show tonight. you guys, today is friday, that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check any inbox, i return some e-mails and of course send out "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ] i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i would just like to write out my weekly "thank you notes" right now. is that cool? do you mind? [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. i love you guys. thank you. james anderson, can you play some "thank you note" -- "thank you note" writing music? ♪ oh, wow, there it is right there. wow.

>> steve: he was playing before we came out. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the phrase "fall back spring ahead" for being a great way to remember how daylight saving works. and how i walk when i'm drunk. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, halloween decorations i forgot to take down or as they're called two months later, spooky christmas decorations. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: merry christmas! >> jimmy: how would shaggy say merry christmas? [ impersonating shaggy ] >> steve: merry christmas. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, disney, for buying lucasfilm and announcing there will be a new "star wars" movie in 2015.

can't wait to hear -- [ as darth vader ] luke, i am your fairy godfather. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, juggling, for being a great way to say of all the skills in the world, i chose this. [ laughter ] no. no. ♪ thank you, giant spike in netflix online video streaming during hurricane sandy for proving that it literally takes a national disaster for people to watch "rock of ages." [ laughter and applause ] pretty good. not a bad one. ♪ thank you, resumes for being the most professional way to lie. [ laughter and applause ] "i speak three languages and i speak klingon."

>> steve: "i learned to juggle." >> jimmy: "i learned to juggle. i'm a juggler. and i'd like to be a manager." >> steve: "oh, you pronounce it resume, not resume. oh, i'm sorry." [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, couches with pullout beds for basically saying i'm really good at being uncomfortable in two different shapes. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: uh-oh. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the droid mascot for being the love child of r2d2, kermit the frog and terrance and phillip from "south park." [ laughter ] hey guys those are my "thank you notes." we'll be right back with christina aguilera. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so anyway, i've been to a lot of places. you know, i've helped a lot of people save a lot of money.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an international pop superstar and coach on nbc's "the voice," which will start live shows next monday and wednesday at 8:00 p.m. her new album, "lotus," is in stores november 13th. look at this right there. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, christina aguilera! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming to our show. we love you here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i know -- [ cheers and applause ] they love you. they love you, too. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a fan. i'm a fan. >> i'm so excited, yeah. >> jimmy: i know you're here. you're being very cool. you're doing the hurricane sandy relief telethon for nbc earlier that aired. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for coming in for that. >> absolutely. yeah, born in staten island. i love new york. and the spirit here -- i mean, you guys are such survivors and fighters. [ cheers and applause ] i had to come and support. >> jimmy: yeah, we love you. i mean -- it was a big show. everybody was -- like, bruce springsteen and -- >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: -- sting running around. >> it's crazy. i know. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a super fun time as well. but i'm glad -- thank you so much for doing that. it was very, very cool of you.

>> of course. absolutely. >> jimmy: i know you love holidays. >> yes. >> jimmy: you always take them very seriously. and halloween just passed, and you went nuts. you went crazy. >> well, i always go nuts, but -- >> jimmy: you gotta see -- you love holidays. >> for this in particular -- >> jimmy: is that your favorite one? no. >> christmas is my favorite. my birthday is the 18th, which is actually the day we wrap the show this year, so i hope i win this year, speaking of "the voice." >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> it'd be fun to wrap up the whole season on my birthday being the winner. but, you know, whatever. but yeah, i threw a huge halloween bash. the dog's dressed up. my son dresses up. >> jimmy: i mean, it's just for -- so, you do -- it's just for the -- look at that. a giant inflatable cat. this just for kids or -- >> and there was a huge bouncy in the back of that. we actually kept the bouncy up for adults after hours. >> jimmy: that's -- go crazy. adult after-hour bounce -- >> no cameras allowed. >> jimmy: no, yeah, yeah. absolutely, yeah. don't invite -- you never know what's going to happen. [ laughter ] he shows up -- that's pretty wild. i love that you did that. and you have -- i gotta talk about this -- now, "lotus" --

look at this. beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: people went nuts for this. now, explain -- now, november 13th, this comes out. >> yes, november 13th. i'm -- so exciting. you know, the guys on the show have had their projects and side projects an touring, and i've been hard at work making "lotus," making this album and also being reinspired by singers that i see on "the voice." so, this album is for the next generation -- to hopefully inspire the next generation of real singers and these 6-year-olds who, like, don't even -- you know, they don't even know "genie in a bottle." they just know me from the big red chair, like, coaching. >> jimmy: is that right? really? >> so, it's -- yeah, these 6-year-olds on the show -- >> jimmy: isn't that wild? >> you know, it's fun. and i wanted to give them something to sing to. this is for -- lotus, to me, means the unbreakable flower that withstands the toughest of times throughout the harshest of weather conditions like any long career -- cross my fingers -- will wilt and does pass. and so, it's for all my fans. the unbreakable flowers that you all are. >> jimmy: and if you see a giant unbreakable flower, take your clothes off and stand in it. [ laughter ] i mean, you just gotta do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's freeing. it's freeing.

>> jimmy: you gotta do it. it feels good. you gotta do it if you get the opportunity. >> embrace the white light. >> jimmy: honey, i shrunk christina aguilera. [ light laughter ] all right, so let's talk about "the voice." now, where are we now with "the voice"? now, this is live shows starting this week coming up. >> yeah, live shows start this week. down to five people. very, very exciting. i have a very predominantly pop-driven team this year. >> jimmy: which is good. i love pop. i love that. >> which is exciting. yeah, and it's coinciding with the album, and they're just so full of life and they're so eager and willing to learn and just soak up all the knowledge and the coaching. it's just a beautiful thing. and i believe in them so much. it's a lot of time invested. that's why it's taken me so long to -- >> jimmy: when you first started, did you go like, "what am i doing? like, can i be brutally honest? 'cause i don't want -- don't want to make anyone cry or --" >> well, no, going into the show, the only reason i would do a show like this or -- i never saw myself as a tv personality, you know, in the first place. i would do skits and stuff for "snl." da, da, da. but, you know, i believed in the format -- the blind auditions --

having no preconceived notion or idea what the people look like or talk like. nothing label driven or fake or superficial. you truly have to be moved and inspired by a voice to push your button, which i thought was genius. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we all made a pact -- me, blake, cee lo, adam. we were all like, "we're here to support talent and the positivity of welcoming people in." 'cause it takes a ot of guts to get up there. we all knew what it is. we can take shots at each other, but not -- nobody on the stage. >> jimmy: who is the one coach that you go, "i just want to cream 'em"? adam, right? [ light laughter ] you just want to crush adam levine, right? you just want to beat him and go, "dude, you don't even have a chance." >> you know, it's just so funny. when i first got on the show, we were all like, you know, had a big coaches dinner. we all had so much fun together. and then, we started the show. and the first season i was like, "wow, he's really --" i really realized how competitive he is. then, it got my competitive juices going, and i was like, "oh, hey now." [ laughter ] you know? >> jimmy: "you're going down, buddy." yeah. "here we go." yeah. >> yeah! i know. and then, you know, the audience had a different perspective of it. but now, i'm at a place where i can just be like, "oh yeah, it's

just adam." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. but blake and cee lo are on your new album, right? >> love blake and cee lo so much. i mean, i love adam, too, but you know. >> jimmy: there you go. that's the real truth. [ light laughter ] here we go. yeah, yeah. >> "moves like jagger," we've been there. we did that. >> jimmy: but blake and cee lo, you love, love, love. yeah, that's why it wasn't obvious. don't worry about it. >> cee lo, we did a song called "make the world move." really inspiring. and my first little dive into sort of a country rock soul thing with blake shelton called "just a fool" on the record. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. god, we love -- we love blake and cee lo. >> exciting. love blake. yeah, he's a good time. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this video that we made when we come back from the commercial here. more with christina aguilera when we get back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm hanging out with the one and only christina aguilera. [ cheers and applause ] oh, they love you. they love you. "lotus" comes out november 13th. very soon actually. and i love the single off it -- "your body." >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. that's a good song. it's very good, very catchy. i didn't want to say i love "your body," but i love -- [ light laughter ] i love "your body." [ light laughter ] but no, the thing i love about that song is your voice is so good, it's almost like you don't even need any instruments on the song at all. you sound that good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are -- please. you're amazing. actually, even earlier today, you stopped by my office and we sort of put that theory to the test. me and the roots just grabbed some random office supplies that we found lying around and used them as instruments while you sang "your body." i got to say, you still sound great. check this out. [ phone beeping ]

♪ ♪ i came here tonight to get you out of my mind i'm gonna take what i find uh oh yeah ♪ ♪ so open the box don't need no key i'm unlocked ♪ ♪ and i won't tell you to stop uh oh yeah ♪ ♪ hey boy i don't need to know where you've been ♪ ♪ all i need to know is you and no need for talking hey boy ♪ ♪ so don't even tell me your name all i need to know is whose place ♪ ♪ and let's get walking ♪ all i wanna do is love your body oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ tonight's your lucky night

i know you want it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ it's true what you heard i am a freak i'm disturbed ♪ ♪ so come and give me your worst uh oh yeah ♪ ♪ we're moving faster than slow if you don't know where to go ♪ ♪ i'll finish off on my own uh oh yeah ♪ ♪ hey boy i don't need to know where you've been ♪ ♪ all i need to know is you and no need for talking hey boy ♪ ♪ so don't even tell me your name all i need to know is whose place ♪ ♪ and let's get walking say say hey ♪ ♪ all i wanna do [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ tonight's your lucky night i know you want it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i think you already

know my name hey hey i think you already know my name ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is love your body oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ tonight i know you want it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ yeah all i wanna do is love your body oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ tonight's your lucky night i know you want it ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: christina aguilera! [ cheers and applause ]

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every school. for them. for all of us. vote yes on thirty-eight. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from his years on "saturday night live" as well as his acclaimed cable and broadway specials. he's currently performing as part of jerry seinfeld's five-borough stand-up tour. he has his next show thursday, november 8th at the walt whitman theatre at brooklyn college. please welcome back to our show a good man. here's colin quinn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ take me by the tongue and i'll know you kiss me till you're drunk and i'll show you ♪ ♪ got the moves like jagger got the moves ♪ >> yeah, great song. >> jimmy: oh, my god. that's your theme song. >> that's correct. >> jimmy: you got "moves like jagger." that's your song. >> thanks, fellas. yeah.

>> jimmy: colin quinn, it's so -- it's so good to see you, my friend. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's really good to see you. how did everything work out with the hurricane? everything okay? >> fine. i stayed with this chick i used to live with. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> mother. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your mom? >> i had to stay at my mom's house. 16 people, 6 dogs. yeah. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> i had to go to brooklyn. my apartment's -- the power's still off. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and i don't mind. they're doing the best they can. let me tell you something. [ laughter ] i -- >> jimmy: what? are you gonna get mad? you gonna get mad -- every time you come on here, you get mad at somebody. you get mad at me. and you get mad at everybody. >> i look at con ed -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- the way i looked at the taliban after 9/11. when i feel -- [ light laughter ] it's not a nice comparison, but i'm just telling -- the way you look at those toyota 4runners in afghanistan? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's how i look when i see the white blue trucks right now. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- that's not good for your blood pressure, your stress level. >> because let's face it. the fact that we have this

electrical grid set up -- and it's like after 9/11, they're like, "are you sure it's nuclear, you know, resistant? a terrorist attack -- infrared cameras -- just don't get it wet." [ laughter and applause ] don't get water on it. don't get water on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everything else is fine. don't -- yeah, don't -- [ talking over each other ] watch out for that water. oh, watch out! all the power's going to go out here, yeah. >> how much would that have bugged you if i had really dripped a little water just for the joke on the couch? >> jimmy: you did already. >> -- a little bit, yeah. [ laughter ] and it bugged him a little bit. >> jimmy: it bugged me a little bit, yeah. >> 'cause you're irish. you're like, "yeah, don't waste. dont -- that's a nice chair here," you know? >> jimmy: especially with water. [ with irish accent ] 'cause irish people -- irish people love water. >> that's right. >> jimmy: 'cause that's all -- that's our cuisine. we just boil everything. >> exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. [ with irish accent ] oatmeal? boil it. >> and yet, the one time we don't use water is when we're drinking. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's true. yeah, you're right. >> we use it for all cooking. look, that wasn't planned. i'm not saying it was the greatest joke, but it was a good effort. [ laughter ] the crowd's really slow tonight.

there's no sting. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: everyone thought you were sting when you walked out. >> they did? woo-hoo! [ cheers and applause ] hey, i feel good right now. sting's like, "i look like that ugly bastard?" [ laughter ] sorry, sting. >> jimmy: so, wait. you gotta tell me what's going on. what is going on -- what is going on now with your jerry -- jerry seinfeld? you're opening up for jerry seinfeld. his tour -- >> first of all, yeah. i like the fact that when i come out and my credit was -- nobody runs this by me. opening for jerry. yeah, jerry doesn't get enough press. let's not worry about jerry. he sold out in five minutes on this tour. >> jimmy: what do you mean? but you're on the tour. >> right, but i'm trying to say let's not focus is on -- jerry doesn't -- >> jimmy: don't get mad at jerry seinfeld. >> i'm mad at you. >> jimmy: you're mad at me? >> -- getting mad at jerry. >> jimmy: why -- >> you're making me mad at jerry 'cause you brought it up, like, four times on my way out. honestly, folks, i almost turned around and walked back the other way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, come on. that is ridiculous. [ laughter ] >> folks, i would not lie to

you. >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, man. >> i don't know about this guy. i was just trying to tell you -- >> jimmy: wait, but what -- but you and jerry go back a long way. >> yeah, we do. >> jimmy: and he's actually -- he's producing another play. >> yes. oh, i see. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying? it's a segue. i was building up to a segue, and you killed it like -- >> sorry, i just -- it's just 105 years ago. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but what is? >> i'm like, "what? are you bringing this up? oh." >> jimmy: yeah. i saw the last one you did. >> it's a show about the -- this is called "unconstitutional." >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, i know. it sounds thrilling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's a good -- no, that's a good title for it. "unconstitutional." everyone thought -- [ talking over each other ] everyone thought there was a colon after. you're like, "unconstitutional." and then, they were waiting for another line. [ light laughter ] there's no colon. >> that's it. >> jimmy: that's it. "unconstitutional." colin quinn. >> it's the history of the united states. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, good. well, last time, you did the history of -- >> of the world. >> jimmy: -- of the whole world. and then, now you're just going on -- which was unbelievable -- >> thanks, yeah. >> jimmy: i loved it so much.

it was great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but now, where have you been doing this? when does it come out? >> yeah, i've been doing it at the creek and cave in long island city. >> jimmy: the creek and the cave? >> and -- see? >> jimmy: yeah. they were just being nice. they have no idea what -- >> no, they don't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the creek and the cave? >> you can't miss it. every time you're on a midtown tunnel, you see the sign. >> jimmy: creek and the cave. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and it's a theater. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, it's a comedy club, not a theater. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> slash mexican restaurant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in this economy -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you gotta do -- what am i supposed to do? yeah. i follow you on twitter. you're @iamcolinquinn is on twitter. and i gotta say, you tweeted about me recently. >> ooh. no. maybe i got hacked. i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't get hacked. >> what did this person say? let's find out. >> jimmy: this person is you, and it's some not nice things about me. you've done this before. you do this all the time. [ talking over each other ] "ooh, @jimmyfallon was among the guests at justin and jessica's wedding. glad i missed that snooze fest." [ laughter ] then you put a #whatever.

[ laughter ] #yayjimmy. #boo. [ laughter ] so, all of a sudden you didn't -- you were happy. you were mad by the end. you changed your hashtag. >> i have to take that back because the truth is nothing's better for comic personality and comedic -- than to go to a justin and jessica's wedding in the middle of italy. anyway -- yeah, way to keep it down to earth, fallon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? i'm supporting my friend's wedding. >> forgot about it. that can't be good for comedy. that's all i'm saying. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> but i meant that as a compliment. "yay, jimmy. whatever." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not a compliment. you put "boo." but then, you put another tweet right after that. you said, "i know what @jimmyfallon got them, too. the same crappy gift as the guests on the show -- a cheap mug and a dumb t-shirt that has his name on it." [ laughter and applause ] what's your problem, man? what's wrong with you?

>> somebody hacked my account. >> jimmy: no, somebody hacked your account. it is ridiculous. >> jimmy: here's what happens. you follow this guy on twitter. you get in fights with people. like, you'll just say stuff just to start fights on purpose. >> not true. >> jimmy: it is true. [ laughter ] you'll just go like, "i think 'the godfather's' overrated." and like -- and why? you like "the godfather." then, people get so angry at you. you have to see this 'cause he retweets -- people get so angry. they're like, "what are you talking about? 'the godfather' was great." like, you get these arguments with people. unbelievable. it hurts my brain. >> i want to kill -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's too funny. you guys, follow @iamcolinquinn for upcoming show info. we want to see you on broadway. and you're a good man. come back -- >> i'm not going back on broadway with the show. >> jimmy: why? >> 'cause i don't feel like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where are you going to do it? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: the creek and the cave? >> maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're -- it's already happening now then. >> you're right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, at least take a couple weeks off, then come back. you guys, he's the greatest. colin quinn right there. [ cheers and applause ] up next, tech expert

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's next guest is our resident technology

expert and editor-in-chief of theverge.com. tonight he's here to show us some cool new tech objects including the ipad mini. please welcome back to our show, joshua topolsky, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: we always have fun stuff to show us. >> i do. that's a fact. >> jimmy: and it's a fact. >> it's a proven fact. >> jimmy: let's start off -- >> so microsoft. >> jimmy: yeah, i've heard of them. >> new product. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they got colorful products. >> jimmy: bill gates out of microsoft. >> bill gates been out for about ten years. >> jimmy: 10 years. >> so they've got new windows phone. >> jimmy: i have to send him a card. i got to send him a congratulations card. [ light laughter ] >> new windows phone. you really should reach out. just let him know that you know. new windows phone stuff which is cool. very colorful. >> jimmy: windows phone. >> this is a windows phone. made by nokia. the cool thing about this? you can take a picture in a dark room. and it's the lights are on. you can take really low light photos. >> jimmy: that's weird. >> which is great to see. >> jimmy: so, you're hanging out with prince harry you're in a lot of trouble. you have to take that phone with you. [ laughter ]

>> no, it's very good for all sorts of nasty stuff. >> jimmy: yeah. i like the colors. >> it comes in all kinds of colors. yellow and red. >> jimmy: this is what i need here. >> this is the microsoft surface. mircosoft is making tablets now. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and it's got a kick stand. >> jimmy: it comes -- it's part of it the machine. >> it's part of it. you can flip it out here like so. >> jimmy: so it's like an ipad with a kick stand. >> yeah. and these things are cool. they're called touch covers. they have a keyboard -- a touch keyboard and it snaps on like that. >> jimmy: that's what people want. >> and then it becomes -- then check this out. and then i feel like i'm on the go. i gotta catch you later, i'm leaving. >> jimmy: what did you say? you mumbled. >> i mumbled. you mumble. [ talking over each other ] i have things to do. i've got to leave. and it comes with, look, colors. >> jimmy: i like this. this is good. i like this. how much is this guy? >> 500 bucks. it does tablet stuff and actually has a windows mode. but it is not all windows. you can use office on it. >> jimmy: it's only halfway open. windows halfway open. >> it's just a little bit -- >> jimmy: a windows joke. how is bill gates do you think? doing all right? >> he's all right. at microsoft. >> jimmy: at least he's got that going. >> google has a new products. this is the new phone, the nexus 4. google phones are big. this is cool, it's 300 bucks.

it's unlocked, you can just buy it if you're on at&t or t-mobile. throw a sim in it. boom. >> jimmy: tell people what unlocked means and what sim means? >> unlocked means you don't have to have a contract to use it. >> jimmy: you don't. >> you can just buy it. >> jimmy: you can be in middle of your contract. and you're like, "i'm sick of this phone." you go buy this for $300. put your sim in and then you're working. i should stop saying sim, right? >> jimmy: no. i like it. it's good. it's techy and cool. >> and this is a nexus 10. it's their 10-inch tablet. so both of these devices have this thing called google now. you know what google now is? >> jimmy: is it like siri? >> not quite like siri. it basically predicts stuff that you're going to search. so, it knows where you work and it knows where you live. in the morning, it'll say, hey, it's going to take you this long to go to work. and you have to go this way because there's traffic. and you don't have to search for it. it will just tell you. and it will tell you if you booked a flight. it will say, hey you're flight's today and it's delayed. >> jimmy: wow. get a lot of bad luck with this guy. [ laughter ] >> it looks at your -- >> jimmy: traffic where this guy's going. >> it really is. >> jimmy: guys should just take the day off, man. >> but one of the cool things about these is they have this new photo mode called photo sphere. you can take a picture -- you know street view on google maps? >> jimmy: sure.

>> you know, you can look around. >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. >> you can take a photo like that of anything. and i did this earlier. i took a photo of the studio and it takes a 360 panorama of the floor, the ceiling. >> jimmy: that's gorgeous. >> isn't this crazy. >> jimmy: is it like high def too. >> yeah, this is hi def. it's actually higher resolution than the ipad. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. it's so high that it's actually damaging to your eye. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> your eyes fall out. >> jimmy: that's not true. that is not true. they do not. >> it's terrible. >> jimmy: let's talk about he ipad. the ipad mini. >> this is the ipad mini. here it is. you can see it's very small. >> jimmy: that's not the mini over here, josh. we talked. that's the maxi. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's not on purpose either, i'm sorry. >> the mini's great, you can hold it in one hand. >> jimmy: you certainly can. [ laughter ] >> i know you're a fan of single handed use. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you so

much, josh. there you go. >> and it's great. it does everything an ipad does. >> jimmy: how big is this thing you have in your hand? >> this is 7.9 inches. >> jimmy: it certainly is. [ laughter ] yeah, it certainly is. ♪ >> by the way, i just said that's above average. >> jimmy: it certainly is. good for you. good for you man. good for your family. >> it's 329. >> jimmy: 329. you can get this in your hands for 329. >> jimmy: and for a couple bucks more, what else do you get? [ laughter ] >> for a couple bucks more you get a 10 inch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. of course you will. >> of course you need two hands for the 10 inch. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. 329 you get the mini. and it's just like the bigger one. >> runs everything an ipad runs, it's great. i love it. i take it to bed.

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i do. every night. >> jimmy: you probably do every single night. yeah. i've read the blog. i've read theverge.com. our thanks to the great joshua topolsky. [ cheers and applause ] we always love. thank you so much. after the break, joey bada$$ performs with the roots. it's fun. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: coming up next week -- jason sudeikis. kristen stewart. robert pattinson. taylor lautner. and carrie underwood.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come back next week, you guys. yes, jason sudeikis, carrie underwood, kristen stewart, robert pattenson and taylor lautner all will be here next week. you don't want to miss that.

our next guest is a super talented young rapper from right here in new york. tonight performing the song "waves" from his 1999 mix tape. and on december 21th look for a new mix tape from he and his pro era crew. please welcome joey bada$$! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah. remember back in the days when you used to rock waves. and -- one life. yeah i had to -- with 360 my -- like nobody in the hood was -- with my -- and that's good -- ♪ uh since nine five momma been workin nine five and i know the landlord fed up with our lives ♪ ♪ so we pray to gods the jahs and the allahs to keep us safe and watch our lives ♪ ♪ cuz all we trying to do is do good put on my hood when i walk through hoods ♪ ♪ cuz these days is loco you get it in your vocals

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pro era. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: joey bada$$ right there! check out his mix tape "waves." my thanks to christina aguilera. colin quinn, joshua topolsky, joey bada$$. >> thank you. thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody right there. stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪